raybal (rayuan guombal)........



raybal (rayuan guombal)........

cowo: Mbak, bapaknya ahli perbintangan ya??
Cewe: Ah.. tidak, memang kenapa??
cowo: Saya lihat bintang dimata mbak...

cowo: Maaf mba, jangan terlalu lama duduk dikursi itu, pindah dideket
saya saja
Cewe: Loh?? kenapa??
Cowo: Takut dikerubung semut.. soalnya mba manis.. :D

Cowo: "Mbak punya obeng nggak?"
Cewe: "Hah? Gak Punya tuh."
Cowo: "Tapi kalo nomor telepon punya,kan?"

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Dari bule sono:

M: "Are you an Interior Decorator?"
W: "No. Why?"
M: "When I saw you enter, the room became beautiful"

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M: "Are you religious?"
W: "Yes "
M: "Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers."
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M: "Baby, did you fart, Cause you blow me away..."
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M: "How is your fever?"
W: "What Fever?"
M: "Oh.. you just look so hot to me..."
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M: "Wow! I didn't know that angels could fly so low!"
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M: "Can I get a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels do
really exist."
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M: "Wow! How did you do that???!!!"
W: "Do what?"
M: "Look so good..."
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M: "Hey, I lost my phone number.. can I have yours?"
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M: "Hey Laura!! (Big Hug), I haven't seen you FOREVER!!!! (Huge KISS)
Wow, you've really have changed!!!
W: "Wait, I'm not Laura.."
M: "What? Oh my god, You even changed your name!!!
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boy: does it hurt?
girl: what?
boy: falling from heaven..
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boy: aren't you tired?
girl: what?
boy: running around in my mind..
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And my favorite, karangan temen gue (identitas dirahasiakan - supaya gak
ngetop) :p

Cowo: "Sayang, kamu itu seperti sendok..."
Cewe: "Kenapa?"
Cowo: "Karena kamu ngaduk-ngaduk perasaan aku..."

sekarng versi sapi_duduk..
co: "alo cw.. punya pulpen gak...?"
cw: "wah maaf mas.. gak ada..."
co: "nih, .. saya punya..."
krik.. krik.. krik...

Sapi_duduk keep smile

1 comment:

Sapi_duduk said...

tes.. coment.. tes satu dua tiga...

sekarang comment di aktifin... abis nya ada 3513149 orang yang request minta di aktifin.. heheh...

MERDEKA!

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